FirE LicKin HawT

Back To School *backpack piggyback*

SO.

I've decided not to be a ( SEXY ) worthless lump of social cancer ( i rape minds and give birth to cancerous STDs ) and go back to school where little children like me belong :)   *skips gayly into Lim Kok Wing's carpark*

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I'm in Semester 1 again for sum cibai reason. 

It's cous i did the "wrong" subjs for Semester 1 which i dare say is NOT my fault. .. . . .. plus, i failed Moral. Not for any morally related reason. Which is not spposed to be a biggie so the biggie is the wrong subjects so they decided to give me to Semester 1 classes again.   .. . .and yeh, i'm doing Mass Comm = journalism. I write. Essays. And harder shit than essays. And like I could end up on tv cous sum VJs and journalists and travellers actually go global screen too. 

In case ur wondering, i started like last Monday and tis is considered second week :D

There are 8 students in the class ( don't cry for usss Argentinnaaa~~ ) - ONLY - , and plus me now ther's like 9!! :))) 

Students :-   

• Jillian [ ME ] -- ex lodgian
• Veronica*SelFairy ( www.selfairy.blogspot.com ) -- ex chmnsno1 ( i swear this one's a crazy dong ) 
• Lian Sian -- ex kchtown^^ ( tis is the kind of girl hu looks completely ...u noe, virgin. She cud date like the Sex God n still look like a virgin. Pretty girl )
• Miza -- ex UITM ( no comment. she's not particularly my favorite becos she reminds me a lot of Ilya. Plus she seems to go after every guy ppl say is hot )
• Stephanie Yeo -- ex theresian :) ( wtf, tis one long story )
• Marcus -- ex josephian ( tis guy's got sum problem, he doesn't seem to noe wad he wants or likes. He can't even lie to the lecturer. wtf. but he's not bad looking, and i tink he's nice. )
• Luciana -- indonesian ( OMG, she's got like tis cute indonesian accent and BIG BIG eyes dat are so dolly )
• Selfina --  Indonesian ( shy. like truly shy. she's so shy she's nearly like me )
• God's Will -- Nigerian ( he grabs ur hand whenever he wants to, in greeting, and says it's his culture. )

-- no shit!!! ,.. the guy's name is God's Will. He's Nigerian. I should be like Destiny's Child or smth. Why didn't my parents think of dat?

ANYWAYS, in the class i always sit next to Veronica because she's my wife in school^^   ... outside, she belongs to Alex~

bhind us sits Miza & Steff, they are close. at least, they hang on to each other.

bhind and to the right sits Luciana and Marcus. They've been sitting together for the past 3 days ( i noticed ), which is funny because she usually sits with her sister/fren Selfina. .. i suspect she and Marcus are dating becos they got this stars and hearts thing around them so yeah.

in front sits Selfina, now sitting alone for the past 3 days.

to my left sits a girl, Lian Xian. She is really soft and pretty.

bhind her to my left sits God's Will.

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Want to noe how tortured I am per week?~

( my timetable too long and hard, so i need to break into 3 pieces for u to see )

-- see, so as u can see, every fcking small box has the Subject first, followed by the time, followed by the class/studio :)

...at the top right hand corner, please observe Jillian's handwriting. I find it sexy. Do u? -- so Thursday afternoons i am fcking happie cos i onli need to go for morning classes.

Another reason why i am happie is because Kiu's class is NEVER for like 4 hours?~~ wen he's done he's done, even if it's like 10.30am. So yeah. Then i can go paktoh with Veronica.

                        

So now u noe what i am studying everyday.

Cool ey?~ .. las time onli my bf would noe. Apparently i dun have a boyfriend now so u can jus love me whenever whatever.

I study 5 days a week :D   ...jus like high school!

and like u see all the names of lecturers but i get u dunno them and their habits.

Kiu is the IT guy, he always hangs out wit Soo Boon and bodybuilds, and i personally like him cos he's fun and funny. I knew him since like las las sem before i stopped going to schul, but tis is the first time being taught by him. To him, i am mental. A gay little girl who likes pink :) and who talks too much, she shud goddamn shut up~~ yes Kiu, i read ur mind.

Sufian is a really REALLY handsome guy but yeah he's my lecturer :D   --for sum reason i am really disconnected, lame, and shy in his class. If i were him i would think i was seriously autistic. Fo real. I can't say anything sexy. I can't answer sharp on the spot. I can't do anything! BUT ASSIGNMENTS! YES I ACTUALLY FINISH HIS ASSIGNMENTS :) i'm such a good girl.

*ahem*breathebreathebreathe*don't lose ur cool,baby*

Nikki Lugun is cool I like her she's sexy and has eyelash extensions that i can't stop staring at. She's a columnist in the newspaper and contributes to international magazines like 'Expatriate'. She's a journalist, and she's the shiznit cous she bans her kids frm watching Britney and will kick any students who writes up on Britney :D        JYEAAAHH.

I haven't seen Azizan all 2 weeks. I failed his class las term, a year ago. ( i stopped schul since Nov/07 )

WHO'S CLASSES DO I LIKE?~    

  Kiu's, because he jus gets it over with wad he's gotta teach. And then bye bye.

Sufian's, because... he's so DAMNING beautiful.

U noe wad? i actually gotta say i love everyone's class cous i'm such a nerd this term. Nikki is ...u noe, she's interesting, but she IS serious bout getting shit done and like ..i'm lazy. So yeah, i can't say i dun like it but it's not beneficial to my laziness, geddit?~

:D

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                                    Week 1 [[ A S S I G N M E N T S ]]

Human Communication / Sufian :-

• Answer 5 out of 8 questions concerning human communication. ( submitted, on Aug 20th )

Media, Culture & Society / Nikki :-

• Internet based Media -vs- Print Media; in point form. ( submitted Aug 20th )
• Autobiography - on world figure of choice, powerpoint presentation. [ I chose Marshall Mathers @ Eminem, second to Saddam Hussein. ] ( not yet submitted started )
• Research on pornographic dolls that I talked about during first class =P

Advanced Business Language / Sufian :-

• Write a formal complaint letter ( not yet started )

IT / Kiu :-

• got work meh? i dun rmr     :P

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                                                ::+*"*+ GoSsiP GiRL +*"*+::

Sometimes i'm such a bitch i feel like trashing myself.

I think it's because I have nothing to love.

This means i need to get a pet. Like a dog o smth.

Mebe if i have something to feed and love and wrestle with, i will not be so corn-rowed in my cibai.

teehee^^

Anyways, first day getting to schul, Sherry tells me the thingy thing on a girl called Steff in my class.

The Story : Girl called Steff wen up to Chrislynn ( Sherry's bestie & my hornytoe soulmate ) :-

Steff & Miza : heyyy, u close to Sherry?

Chrislynn : err.. yeaaahh.. ( no duhh )~~

Steff & Miza : owhhh.. err, is she..like nice?

Chrislynn : yea she's a nice person. 

Steff & Miza : *gives each other the "yerr riteee~~" look* .. owh ok, nvm, bye.

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Honestly in all my years of being a bitch i dun think i ever did anything so stupid.

So Sherry & Chrislynn let me in on it and obviously tis means i have stuff to dig out cos Sherry wans to noe wad her prob is cousss.. yeah, wtf she doesn't noe Steff.

So i talked to Miza & Steff separately. Miza took it as a "first impression" thing and sed she never meant injury. Steff says she never thought of Sherry that way, it was Miza hu had a problem.

5 minutes after talking to Steff, she like turns around and goes :

"jus so u noe, wen i went up to Chrislynn and asked her like if she was close to Sherry, i think Sherry was like out of earshot, and she said she was 'ok ok nia' with Sherry".

-- this resulted in Chrislynn getting fcked up mad and confronted Miza first, hu was apparently terrified and intimidated; i wen to Steff to tell her the story, aiming to point out to her that it was her mouth that was wrong.. but..

Steff ended up calling Chrislynn and explaining to her that her 'ok ok nia' meant that she and Sherry were good friends. -wtf if it is she won't bring it up in a 'jus so u noe' way.

                        

cb.

I hate it wen stuff like tis happens. And it's Week 2, man!

It makes me really pek chek cous like even tho i dun give mch of a fck bout ppl i dunno, tis means ther's sumone in class i dun really like alr and i noe ain't no way me n her gonna get close so it's kinda like u see a barrier even bfore u meet it. So yeah.

And i dun like her becos i dun trust her.

Like the other day i dunno wad she n veronica were talking about, and then Veronica commented on sumone being nice, and Steff goes like :

"yeah, if u wanna noe popular ppl u shud like stick close to jillian." 

so u noe, i dunno WAD she sees me as, and she was totally implying "that's why ur jillian's friend rite" like does she think everyone's got a fake friend? Geez.

I'm so angry at stupid ppl.

Plus the fact that i've been waiting for a goddamn pet for 2 days and the guy that wants to give away puppies for sum fcking reason doesn't wake up wen we wan to go n get/see the puppies!

EEEE.

WHHEEEEEE!!~~~~

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updates? -- i've got posts on pending right now, but i'm really really REALLY tired and i'm a lazy as hell procrastinator so u understand ur not gonna read much tonight. BUT, jus to feed ur curiosity --

• I have FINALLY, 2 years after being legal, PASSED MY FCKING DRIVING TEST!!!! :D
• I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!!  -- Lim Kok Wing.
• I have juicy stories of soho-less nights and love-less boys :)

ALL COMING UP!! hehe :D

K.O

K.O.?

u WISH!! teehee the WEEWEE!!~~~ i'm not dead yet. I'm dying actually, but i'm not dead yet.

Been working. Yes, me.

I'm actually not such a good worker but yeah, ...at least i stick ard 10 hours in green heights mall and sell stuff. I have purple eyes and a purple shirt and super short skirt, and i'm a sexy purple dinosaur, but i'm not barney, i'm baby :)))     *=P*

tahahaha :D

anyhoohwayhwat, i will update as soon as possible. I have a lot of pictures and a lot of promotions and i shall soon stick them up here.

i'm so bored der, i made friends with all the security guards, i noe how much their walkie talkie costs,...i made friends with all the cleaners, i noe their gossip, they call me ah moi, and i even noe wher to find their brooms n mops and get them myself when i do smth wrong.

I even made friends with the popia girl next door and talked to her about life and technicians, because i happen to have made friends with the technicians too and one happens to be into her and she's into him. Yesterday she was sad and cried, so we talked about her boyfriend and boys in general to cheer her up.

There's a girl with a foyer stall, they say she looks jus like me, and they call her babydoll 1 and me babydoll 2 cos they say we are exactly alike. Which i think not. I have pictures to prove it.

There's a guy in desserts hu likes to walk to the end of the stall and look up to the first floor balcony where i am. I dunno if he's into me. He's got a tattoo on his left arm.

-- and omg u gotta hear this. I think the world is too small!!

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U see, 4 years ago, i met a boy online, called Elryc. His real name is Eric. Wee. He was from batu lintang and slaps out an accent of an american. I never met him, but he saw me before. As in, he knew how i looked like from photos, so wen he saw me around town, he'd tell me, but i never knew which was him. But all i knew was dat he was fair had brown hair and eyes ( Jane told me ) ...and was skinny and quite short.

He soon sed he liked me. And we noe me at that time. So i played along. He was part timing at that time, working for his cousin. When his salary came out, he rushed to buy me a monster pack of Amos cookies of butterscotch and choc chips ( dat was my fav ) and clipped it with a RM100 reload card, and clipped that together with a 6 page letter.

He called to ask if i was at home, i was out with Bryant for a movie. But I said I was at home, i dun recall why but i do hate me for it. He cycled to my house from green road. Halfway it started to rain. I was in the dark cinema watching my movie. He was cycling in the rain and if i rmr correctly he nearly got hit by a car or he nearly hit into a car.

He got to my house and called and called, but i was watching a movie. I thought he wanted to call to talk. I didn't get the phone.

In the end he left me a msg saying he left me smth at my house.

I ate the cookies i read the letter and i cried. And spent all RM100 talking to him for the next few days.

2 days ago, i was at my stall, and i guy walked up to me. He was quite good looking, moderately tall, quite fair, quite built, spiky hair, baby face. I'll jus leave the few imperfections on the skin out.

Guy : "Jillian?"

Me : *freaks out* omg hu r u?

Guy : *stares and smiles*

Me : *stares back* ... u r--?

Guy : well, i know hu u r, so...it's time for u to guess hu i am.

Me : ( i flashed back to the time he sed we both looked at each other but he knew i was me but i din noe him, and.. ) ..omg, ERIC?! tis is crazy.

Guy : i know. small world.

Me : yeah.

*blablabla* wen i thought i would never meet this guy again, or see his person actually, he shows up.

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I made friends with the bakers at the bakery becos they like to smile and say hi and immitates the way i talk on the phone becos they are cb.

I sell good numbers 014 under celcom, for RM10 with RM5 reload inside, and any numbers u buy frm me tis month will b credited an extra 20% i.e. reload 10 celcom reload 2 for u, reload 30 celcom reload 6 for u.

I sell wireless broadband modems with celcom registration. Modems are now at super prices -- the line has 2 packages, the RM68 per mnth and the RM98 per month. RM68 per month is mor worth it cos it's mor chun with the speed they are promising. Promotion now, u onli pay for the modem and RM68 for ur first month, no registration fee. Ur first bill comes 2 months later. No contract also, u can terminate at any time. Our warranty is all zetron, original and covers 6 to 12 months depending on modem.

I jus wan to tell u dat Thai construction workers are weird.

Like, okay, the other day a whole bunch of them was walking past the shop. So they came up and one of them sed "hotlink" and i sed "no, we only have celcom" and he says, "hotlink" and i try in mandarin, "mei you hotlink", and he repeats again in exasperation "HOTLINK!"and i stand up and repeat in even bigger frustration, "DON'T HAVE!" and i shake my hands and head. That was wen he understood. And smiled. Yes, he jus stood ther smiling. Then the popia girl laughed. Crazy.

Even funnier, las nite one china chicken came to my shop and asked me for sumthing.

She asked me : "EH-CHEE CHA-CHER"

I got confused : "sorry, wads dat?"

"EH CHEE CHOCHER"

...and i got a bit scared dat she would get annoyed, so i smiled sweetly and asked again, "i'm sorry, i didn't get that, wad r u looking for?"

*with all her effort, she breathes in and tries again* : "EL-CHEE, CHA-CHER"

OWHHH, LG CHARGERRRR!!

Girl : *nods effusively* :)

and we laughed der happily for 5 seconds becos i finally get her. Then i broke the news to her "mei you LG de tung si" becos my mandarin sucks, and becos we dun sell LG phones/accesories.

Then she walked away sadly.

*sigh* she's quite pretty.

But she can't beat the one my boss brought home las nite. Even i want her.

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Daily plan : i work starting around noon or lunch everyday, and i end around 9 smth, and i pack up, and i go for late dinner with Morgan and other bros at Hijau.

One of the security guards was an ex soldier, isn't that cool? i was aweing over his ic. It's hot.

[[ pps : i got a new celcom number, if u dun have my first line, good, u can contact my second : 0148864649 // IF U WANT INFO ON MODEMS, HANDPHONES, AND WADEVER FROM ME, CALL 0148797777 ]]

I wish one day my prince will come~~~

Life in motion again.

So like i'll come clean,.. it seems like i owes have time everyday to limteh n shit~~ so i'll jus make it clear. I'm not a drop out but i stopped school ( Lim Kok Wing ) since ...Nov '07 las year~ simply because, i am lazy, ..and.. u noe, i need to get "playing" out of my system~~

This is why it is SO annoying when ppl come to me in MSN and ask "wad time is class", "how is school?", "when school start?" ..n yeah u get the idea, esp since i blog about every living hour of my day and there is no school in it... it means NO SCHOOL FOR ME.

I think it's time for Time to mean something again.

                                        

Anyways let me jus update on last weekend which was soho-less and play-less and limteh-less for me. *gasps*

[[ * F R I D A Y MY DAY * ]]

                           

And off to B!ng~ wit Ollie & Amey & Gerd. Well, actually, Soho. But then us gals weren't so into clubbing so yeah, we headed down the block to B!ng~~

                     

                     

I left earlier, with Edmund and Jerry~~ wen to ang cheng ho and talked and bitched bout bitches ( at least i did ), and a bit on business, then forgot the time and wen home at 2.30++am, nearly 3am.

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[[ * S A T U R D A Y * ]]

                                             

Saturday, started Celcom Broadband Promotion at Green Heights Mall...with Morgan :) -- since i had nothing to do, and because i felt it was relatively easy money; imagine i do my usual routine of limteh/shopping/soho on Sat, i'll be taking out mebe mor than RM50 or RM100.

But if i work dat one day ( which is not too bad since i have Morgan )... i'd b putting that amount into my purse. Plus, my ex husband Lee Hom promotes celcom too. So i should.

I noe it's a long way to think. But i did it, okay.

                        

                        

                                                 RM699 >> RM599

   

                                              RM599 >> RM499

                        

                        

2GB pendrive for RM29/-  now. We have 4GB ones too, Kingmax brand is RM55 ( 4GB ), Imation for RM67.

    

                                            RM 599 >> RM 470

   

   Ink refills for any printer~~

                         

                        

This stuff is funny. It tastes like F&N orange soda, but then it's got this really sour thing. Eeugh~~ Never buy anything labelled 'organic'. It's buying a lie.

                

Ehee :)

          

   This is my true friend dat stuck by me the whole weekend.

         

Do u realise that all these tech shits sumtimes have seriously weird slogans? Fo real. This is why we think com/tech ppl are nerds/freaks/weird. There is a reason for everything. I could never be cool enuf to think of "How Are You" for a slogan lo.

                      

Owh Desserts is lookin for people to work too :) If u are mucking around lazily u shud do sumthing productive with ur life like go n work. And if u do get a job u should rmr i changed ur life and give me free ice cream. Like every hour.

TEEHEE THE WEEWEE^^

( omg wtf am i listening to, Mandy Moore's 'Umbrella'?! i think she's emo. She makes all songs sound sad. ) '

p/s : Promotion is every weekend, entrance of Green Heights Mall.

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Sunday was the same, workd til like 8pm. Then was spposed to follow tauke ( Jimmy ) to go play mahjong wit his friends, but decided to follow Morgan for dinner/supper ...so ate at BDC with Morgan, Alex, and later.. Carol.

Monday was the next day.

Went driving wit Alex, then back to his house, ...then dinner wit him n Carol @ Exza. Later that night, wen shopping with Carol and Alex. Will post wad i bought soon.

After MNG shopping,..wen to meet Morgan at his kopitiam. Jerry then came skipping along with friend Aaron :D

Morgan had to leave early, ard 11++ so Jerry Aaron and me went to Siang Siang RH Plaza to eat. .. again. .. on the way back, met Nick and Xiao Fung. Stopped cars by the road and talked til 1am. Then went back home. *tired*

Yesterday nothing lo. Went limteh with Ollie. Stayed in las night :)

*** This coming Saturday, JimmyTech is opening on the 1st floor of Green Heights Mall. Free stuff^^ Better come~~ 

                              

tagline // *S t a R b u c K s`` -- LG Secret -- *//

tis is REALLY like playing real life tag ...wher i shud be screaming hysterically like a crazyhead~~ cos i'm about to be tagged, then "I'M IT"!! ~~ haiz. *hyperventilates* games like dat r too exciting for me. I might die in the middle of the playground playing catch. But tis is online..

                                          Angel's blog is  < HERE >

                                    

                                       and friendster is < HERE >

    

•     Name 10 people to do this survey
•     Answer these questions honestly~~    ( formalities )

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♥ Deidre @ yellowbutterfly-girl.blogspot.com

♥ StePh @ iamsteph-07.blogspot.com

♥ tag virgin, s[T]p @ jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com 

♥ GkHo @ desir3.blogspot.com

♥ tag virgin 2, GlenN Tan @ purehotchocolate.blogspot.com

♥ VeroNica @ selfairy.blogspot.com

♥ Jonathan Phe @ mejonq.blogspot.com

♥ Phoebe @ everlasting143.blogspot.com

♥ Doreen @ doreensmiles.blogspot.com

♥ Sherry @ loveydoveysherry.blogspot.com

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1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?

** duhh~~ if i wasn't would i care, either ways? i say allowed means allowed. But i guess i am :)   Why, do u wanna wanna be my someone?~   

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2 ) Describe urself in one word

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3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?

-- i'd pick the one i love. living without loving ain't called life. how can u leave the only one you want for someone who wants you? you can never let go. .. you only know love when u've loved. So u can't measure sumone's love for u, unless you can return that love     <3      **dun be blind towards what love is.

                               

4 ) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?

** never. I never let off a chance...because he's the one that's worth everything I feel, he deserves to know what he's worth and how much he means~~~ Plus, my method is 'chiong'. So i usually chiong kin ki for boys i want. U'll never cross the finish line if you don't speed.

             
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5 ) Does it feel good to love?~

** i guess it hurts. But if it doesn't hurt u'd never know how good it feels either :) and yeshhh, it feels good. Nothing beats the happiness that comes with loving~~

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6 ) God is giving u just 5 more minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to that person?

** He's never so alang-alang le. But if dat's the case i guess I'd say sorry for everything i've done because there's no more time to make up for it -- and ask them to pray for me and fucking forgive me cos i'm about to be judged.

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7 ) What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??

** fuck you. Err. depending wad the issue is. But i'd probably drop them a reverse psychology line that would make them think twice dat i actually noe wad the f i'm talking about.

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8 ) Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?

** there was ever a time i was with a REALLY REALLY good guy. But i didn't love him. So i tried really hard to love him, because ideally i can't be any happier to have a guy hu loves me this much... but feelings can never be forced. I guess people and time and words all come by us to tell us something, but it's not always meant to be there.

Owhs, and i tried to love ah lung as in 5388 pui lung too, cos he apparently said he was into me and tho i din trust him, my foster bro was good with him at tat time. SO, i tried loving him. But yeah obviously it din work rite. eww.

                              

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9 ) What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?

** there's 2 kinds of jealous. First kind is the jealous that makes the person over-control the other. THAT, is called CRAZY.  ...girls, ur bfs all have a mother each. They dun need another mother. If u dun owes listen to ur mother n u act like one wad makes u think ur boy's gonna take it in a good way?~~ let it be.

the second kind of jealous is the can't-b-helped kind. This kind's good. It means u love sumone a lot. Or it means u like my dress a lot. Or mebe u hate me and my dress, but u like my boyfriend. Or mebe u like my ex. Point is, stuff i have dat u dun have.

                                              

Other kinds of jealous like u wan my DKNY bag then go n make ur own cash bitch.

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10 ) What can you say about playboys/playgirls?

** don't judge. everyone needs their own fun. bitching makes u a bitch.

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[[ * PART 2 * ]]
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1 ) Best place to cry?    -- on a friend's shoulder.

2 ) Who do you love the most?   -- frens n bros, hu's owes been ther for me~~

3 ) Tell us ur dream las night?  -- i seriously dun recall but i rmr 2 nites ago i had a nightmare that Zong came to kuching and left the airport while i was running after him and he din turn ard and i woke up crying. Stupid mango ice cream, i think i ate too much.

Zong : no more mango ice cream for u!

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4) Ever hated someone so bad?   -- yeah Diana i told u i wan to kill her didn't I, why do u owes bring up my past? cb.

5 ) The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard? -- that i slept around, and a lot of people thought so.

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[[ * LAST PERSON... * ]]

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:: had a beer with?    -- the girls :)

:: went to the movies with?  -- completely dun rmr :(

:: talked on the cell phone with?  -- Alex Su

:: u hugged?  -- i dun rmr. 

:: u yelled at?  -- brother...cos he was so damn cibai with me.

[[ * IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...* ]]

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>> Kissed sumone?   -- no..wait, Ginger.

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>> Sing/sung/song?  -- in the shower. Owes. And jus now, listenin to Elevator~~ heheh^^

>> Danced crazy?  -- not in the past week. been tame.

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// Think of the las time u wer angry, why were u angry?

...frens stuff. i guess sumtimes starting out being the good person makes u the bad guy in the end :)

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// You will die in 3 mins. Last call?

...Nick.

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// If you could do anything OR wish anything, wad would it be?

...i would put a world class label on my dresses, buy my own house on the Bali coastal line, buy my 350z fairlady in silver, get my 2 Gucci bags i so love, and probably do Martin :)

                              

                                  This is Martin :) teehee^^

// Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?

...only in necessary cases, like my brother.

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// Are you old fashioned?

...guess not.

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// What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

...harder to tell them u dun love them. Courting boys is easier than breaking up with them too.

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// What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
...taking photos. I might die.

   

          

Days pass as fast as u can wank esp wen ur not in school. Or wen ur not working. Like me.

I can't even remember the days, and wen i do it's already yesterday.

So yesterday went to The Spring~ wit Ollie :)

She wantd Starbucks, and I really REALLY wanted to ask Michelle about the cup she put bhind the tv, for real..i can't get over why she did it. So really wanted to ask her.

So starbucks it was~~

         

Kanineh, then had to wait for Michelle to come down for so fcking long~~  i think i can deliver a baby in the time she took.

                        

         

Lalala~~

Mmm, i dunno if it's jus me or Starbucks is getting to be the same. I miss Tao^^

Then walked around, I wanted to see handphones~~ cos mine is being so retarded i'm looking for an institution for it; Ollie's lookin for a phone too..

Din go to the Nokia store, but went to the Sheer Unique one..

                                    

So yeah i dunno much about phones, wad i do know is dat tis is not the latest but like one of the latest.J700. And it's RM520. ( excluding trade-in value if any, and cash discount ) Which is really cheap and made me look like o.o

                     

Ollie had her eyes on tis slide phone, the girl sed it was the latest, F250-music; and after her trade in worth RM60 she had to pay RM440 more which makes it in total -- RM500

...i reali dun get why it's so cheap.

I fell in love  <3   :

                   

Retail price is like RM18xx+ can't really rmr; after discount it's RM1660 for me.

But then I saw sumthing else :-

               

Which is oso super pretty! but nth beats the LG Secret.

So yeah, coming to u hu is behind ur screens saying "DUN BUY DUN BUY, LG LOUSY!" i want to tell u that UR fren probably said "DUN BUY DUN BUY, SAMSUNG LOUSY!!" and sumone else is saying "DUN BUY DUN BUY NOKIA LOUSY!" ...and in the end the onli person stupid is ME, because i listened but did not listen!

-- I wanted the N76 tho it's getting to be old, but apparently Carol tells me the 'liaw' is not like the v3 i'm using and Adrian told me the chrome spoils easily, 'too bad'.

-- Then i wanted the j700 but i feel not song that it is like RM500?

-- so now i want the LG Secret, and this Ollie gives me a tone and asks "u like LG ha?".

So i decided i'd jus go for looks since it makes me happie. LG phones are pretty.

So if ther's anything u wanna say to me bfore i buy a Secret u shud seriously tell me NOW.!!

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Owh yeah, u noe that Nickelodeon show they used to have called "Figure it Out" ? Where Nickelodeon celebs gotta guess wad "talent" or weird shits the kid can do? --sum of the stuff these kids do are like so duhh, i can do it even if i was handicapped. like feeding their pet dog with their mouths. N crazy crap like dat. Or they can fit themselves through a hanger.

WELL, i got ONE FRIEND ( OLLIE ), who can fit BOTH HER THIGHS, CROSS-LEGGED, UNDER THE STEERING WHEEL OF A KENARI.

U noe that space between the steering wheel and the seat?

Let me show you :-

                      

Just so u noe ( because pictures never really size up properly, like ppl actually think Ms.153cm here is tall -- but i'm 155cm, r u happie? geez. ) ...just so u noeeee, that space where her legs are actually cross is actually less than 30cm as in ur long ruler.

Haiz, u all drive la. Kenari kelissa everything merz and bm oso got, u all noe that space wher ur thighs fit under the steering wheel. This is my only friend hu has enuf space to do dat. I think her thighs are like my arms.

It's cool. She shud be on Figure it Out.

Yes u stupid bitch i watch Nickelodeon, and i'm cool.

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Then @ 11smth at night Jerry msged and askd to go out bt i was alr in night clothes~

So guess i'll be out wit him tonite.    

   

McD

Last night, went with Ollie for supper after she taught tuition~~ it was Wednesday night, so she din actually need therapy. She needs stress release treatment at my hse like all the time after hell kids' class on..Mondays.

Anyways, so lazy to blow hair and plus my curls are being bitchy and ugly~

                        

So tied it all up~

         

Teehee^^ met Wallace Wong der too   =)  [ 3rd Mile McD ]

Then came home at 10.54pm ( yes, i rmr the exact time cos i turned on my pc screen ); and then SOMEONE called again.

Let me tell u yesterday's funny shit :-

Yesterday lunch, Morgan's number msged me to call him back ( about my vaio ).

*ringring*

Guy : ( kek voice ) heeellooo?~~

Me : YEAH? hu's this?

Guy : meeee? ...i'm..ur.. secret admirer..

Me : *suspects* WAD? (...hears voice jus for confirmation )

Guy : ur SECRET ADMIRER.. teeheehee~~

Me : Jerry ah.

Guy : SHIT. how u noe it's me?

Me :   -.-"' ur ..pronounciation.

Guy : bt my pronounciation nt good le..

Me : dat's why.

Guy : u not fun one.

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[ 10.55pm ]

*number calls*

Me : hello?

Guy : helloo? wher r uu? ( different voice )

Me : hu's tis?

Guy : heheheh.. wher r u la?

Me : jerry ha?

Guy Jerry : *pause* celaka. why u noe it's me? u SO not fun to play one..

Me : -.- haiya.

Jerry : go out for a drink can o not?

Me : now?

Jerry : no?

Me : i mean now?

Jerry : yea yea..

Me : can la..

Jerry : came?

Me : CAN!

Jerry : ...can?

Me : KE YI KE YI!!

Jerry : OWHH, ke yi.. okay, how long u need?

Me : ready liaw..

Jerry : ok coming..

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So went with Jerry to The Little Cafe at 101 ( Morgan's )...til like 12+am n it closed ...and then back to my house wher we talked til nearly 1am, and then out to the ATM.

This is fcking funny.

Mebe bcos my bladder was fcking full and i so badly wanted to pee that i sat with my legs so tight together like a virgin for the first time. And mebe that's why a lot of things were funny because u tend to vibrate more when u want to pee.

Went to the ATM at BDC. --not working. 

Went to the ATM at tabuan --not working.

Went to the ATM behind tabuan  --not working.

...then went back to Jerry's hse for a while, to change car becos a lot of police wer out.. and i used his toilet. He says i buat malu onli. Eeee, where got. Ppl need to pee ma.

THEN, went to the ATM in town opp McD --not working.

Went to the ATM in Swak Plaza  --not working.

By tis time i was laughing like a crazy cow to myself in the car becos i noe it's damn frustrating tat every ATM we went to doesn't work and Jerry would look like he wants to kill someone/something.

Went to the ATM at Affin Bk nx to Swak Plaza. --not working.

TAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

I'm sorry i'm laughing. But it's really funny. Esp since it was really cold in the car. It's not funny, but u tend to vibrate more wen ur cold ( n wen u wan to pee ). And u tend to laugh more because the vibration continues and u find u get warmer with each HA HA.

I laughed so hard my tube top slipped off wen i was alone in the car waitin for Jerry. I think i laughed until my boobs shrunk o smth. Celaka. I wish i was a guava tree instead of an apple tree sumtimes. If u get my cup of tea boobs  (.)(.)

Then we got back to my place and talked til.. like 3am.

He's fun to talk to    :D

Dun get me wrong. He's a brother to me, not a mister.

Plus we are a lot alike in sum ways and he's funny. Esp his kintio to the max face wen i helped him reverse his car and repark.. TAHAHAHA.. he was like clenching his fists.

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Woke up at 10 smth. Not bad, i din oversleep.

Then *forgetitbar Angel* msged me and asked about the Damai rooms; plannin to go together on the 20th with frens. See how lo.. teehee^^

And now i'm here blogging at 12.04noon.

I wonder if i made any plans today, i can't seem to rmr anything. No, seriously, i can't rmr anything. I vaguely rmr smth to do with Ollie. Or Alex Su. I cn't rmr. Nvm, will wait for phone calls   :)

                              

[P]

Today is Monday; Monday = Ollie's ( school ) off day~~ + Michelle was free :D ...SO, went to pick baby girl Ginger up from the vet where she was sitting with a deadly virus for the past ...few days ( seriously can't rmr damnit ), ...and by the miracle of God she survived because she's probably an angel~~     TEEHEE^^

                        

                                 Went to the vet @ Batu Lintang :)

         

Hehe^^ i'm like so into their icon, it's SO super dee duper cute! TAHAHAHAHA.. check out the cat, it has a '+' for a nose.

             

That's darling Ginger. ISN'T SHE BEAUUUUUTIFULLLL?~~~ heheh...and her eyes super beat ANY contacts i've ever used! They are so goddamn pretty -- pretty bitch. tahaha :D She's half Labrador and half Paria ( local breed ). I suppose she might grow quite big and attack me.

Dogs like to attack me. I dun get wad the f their problem is.

I see other joggers and other fuckers pass them n they dun give a poo about any of them and they sit in the grass til I come, and they will start sniffing butt/growling/chasing/etc.

         

I like this place, they have free sweets ( but they are all melted and eww, dun say i told u ) i ate one and i had a hard time peeling the wrapper off...and by the time i did the sweet was no longer a cube ..it was all out of shape   =(  and i bet all the animals felt sorry for me and my pathetic candy, standing at the counter peeling it.

                      

This is Ginger's friend ( peaceful assumption ). .. dat was one cage too high for her to peek into. I never really knew how to like Chihuahuas. They are funny things. Sometimes i wonder if we are making a mistake thinking they are dogs.

I believe they look closer to martians, escaped from like.. Area 51 o smth.

         

So at first i made a lot of noise because Ollie told me Ginger has a tendency to pee, and i really liked dat MNG dress I was wearing. Hehe^^ but it doesn't matter i guess.

Ginger is a really good girl lo.. and sooo the manja.. u noe wen u carry her she jus stays still in ur arms, and she is soft and unsmelly and unbitchy, and she will lean on my boobs and roll up in my lap/arms. And she doesn't try to do anything she's not spposed to :) GOOD GIRL, RITE?!

ahahks~~

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makes me wanna have a dog~

like u noe, two Doberman with spiked collars who loves me and hates you.

         

                  

   

-- NEXT,

Went to Kaya & Toast. Haiz, same ol routine, ther every afternoon~~

                         

I'm actually not done editing this piece because i wanna cover up the ugly table but.. yeah, i'm lazy, so i'll jus give u this much first til i complete the rest :)

..and i noe my hair is like half past dead, i need treatment again.

I seriously like that MNG dress^^ because i can wear it ANYWHERE ANYTIME and it's so breezy and simple i can jus pull it on without a bra n u can't even tell unless u noe i usually don't.

                        

My ice plum lime juice :D

It's wad i always always drink @ Kaya & Toast like every afternoon, so much so that my skin is turning greenish yellow too :))))

TEEHEE THE WEEWEE^^

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At night, Ollie came to my house, followed later by Alex & Carol. Talked a bit to Carol abt phones since I'M LOOKIN FOR ONE cos my one is so stupid :D

   

   

              on Deidre's blog : - <click to navigate>

                      yellowbutterfly-girl.blogspot.com

                           

            

And here goes mine :-

1. Ollie Kung

2. Steph Kung

3. Amelia Chong

4. Michelle Kho

5. Gkho

6. Alex Tan

7. Veronica

8. Angel

9. Kim

10. Nick

11. Morgan

12. Alex Tan [ ETERNITY ]

13. Alan Yong

14. Dex

15. Aliey Cheah

16. Leonard Sim

17. Alvin Bong

18. Ursula

19. Patrina

20. Grace Tham

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1 )  How did u meet number 18? [ Ursula ]

-- she's my cousin, we met wen we wer fat little babies.

♥

2 ) What will you do if you have not met number 17? [ Alvin Bong ]

-- if i never met Alvin Bong i really dunno wad i am today, he was the first dude i got so crazy about, i think everyone noes the story.

♥

3 )  What if number 9 and 20 dated? [ Kim, Grace ]

- eww? i tink they both have this erectile dysfunction thing about lesbos. plus, the first has standards only ppl like Jared Leto can achieve ....and the second is wit my mate Leonard Sim.

♥

4 ) What if number 5 and 10 dated? [ Gkho, Nick ]

-- i'm scared to answer tis. my high schul best bud & my best bro =) errhs. ..they'r both taken by good girls anyway.

♥

5 ) Describe number 1. [ Ollie Kung ]

-- TAAHAHHAHA. DYINGGG for this question ( she's gonna kill me ). HRMM, she IS, like super kwai and normal. She doesn't even really get wad a blowjob is like. She's very clean and innocent. She's very in love with a baker in aus. Make that SUPER in love. She likes all the boys who i don't like =)  and her shoe size is like 3 or 4, i think she's an elf.    -LOL-

♥

6 ) Do you think number 8 is attractive? [ Forgetitbar *AngeL* ]

-- OF COUS SHE'S ATTRACTIVE. If she wasn't do u think she would be my baby and i would be her darling? Plus, i checked out all her exes and they are super suai and eng dao~ grade A guys.

♥

7 ) Describe number 7. [ Veronica ]

-- She's my sexy cool girl :) Let me jus quote her as much as dis :- "I believe in violence. If it doesn't work, it just means UR NOT USING ENOUGH". 

♥

8 ) Do you know any family members of 12? [ Alex [ ETERNITY]]

-- nope =/

♥

9 ) What language does number 15 speak? [ Aliey Cheah ]

-- She speaks, english ( very well )...she sucks in hokkien ( i mean it in a loving way, dumpling ) but she's pretty good at the cibai and lanjiaos, ( well done to kleb & I ). .. she speaks cantonese, kinda, ...i'm very sure she noes sumthing else that i can't speak.

♥

10 ) Who is number 9 hanging out with? [ Kim ]

-- her best friend is Angel Yu, she socialises well, and hangs wit da som in school. ( so yeah dis is a not so exact answer ).

♥

11 ) How old is number 16? [ Leonard Sim ]

-- 21

♥

12 ) When was the last time you spoke to number 13? [ Alan Yong ]

-- if u mean communicating, i jus replied his comment tis morning. If u mean face to face talking, it was 2 weeks ago in soho :D

♥

13 ) Who's number 2 favourite singer/band? [ Steph Kung ]

-- i'm not too sure. but i'm sure it's sumone sexy and chinese. or soho-ey. I noe she's into Danity Kane's damaged big time at the mo     =)

♥

14 ) Have you ever dated number 4? [ Michelle Kho ]

-- no, she was married when i met her, and i dun do married people unless they are rich, nearly dead, RICH, and my name is Slut o smth.

♥

15 ) Would you ever date number 19? [ Patrina ]

-- Hell no, my forgetitbar would kill me, and plus she might cheat on me and run ard with other girls in soho and break my heart after she breaks my virginity. TAHAHAHA.

♥

16 ) Is number 3 single? [ Amelia Chong ]

-- NO. She's like practically married to Joely Chan.

♥

17 ) What is number 10's last name? [ Nick ]

-- Yek

♥

18 ) Would you ever be in a relationship with number 11? [ Morgan ]

-- WHY DOES EVERYBODY, INCLUDING TIS F-ING TAG, ALWAYS ASK ME THIS QUESTION?!!! SUMONE JUS ASKED ME TIS LAS NITE TOO!!! ... *ahem* ; well, we never noe wad might happen. I shudn't speak too soon. And it's hard to answer tis question because i feel uncomfortable and need to pee.

♥

19 ) What is the school of number 13? [ Alan Yong ]

-- THE SCHOOL, OF ROCK. N ROLL. jus kidding, he's working. no longer studying.

♥

20 ) Where does number 6 stay? [ Alex Tan ]

-- n why would i want to tell u, u might go n stalk the eng tao kia.

♥

21 ) What is your favourite thing about number 5? [ Gkho ]

-- I love Gerald Kho for the fact he's ALWAYS been a super dee duper buddy and he's never changed and gotten bitchy/weird/bad, and he's always always der for me.

♥

22 )  Have you ever seen number 14 naked? [ Dexter Su ]

-- NO!! ahaha.

♥

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I tag : Steph, Gkho, Veron, forgetitbar angel, & Aliey.

Core

So went to Core last night.

It's where the old Zen is, in case u dun noe.

It's super hot, i wud have taken pics from the outside but then paiseh cous the walls are all glass. So i look funny taking pics of ppl staring from the inside. And then wen i came out Sandy was standing outside so i felt paiseh to take pics too.

Tahaha~~

Went because Ollie's cousin, Alex/Jian is leaving for KL soon~~

                  

>>> So that is me after super make up   :D   ^^

I was just asking Ollie if she finds it funny :

-- why do girls use make up?~

WHY?!.. . . .to look HOT, right? And WHYYYY, do we want to look hot, for the dudes, right? But then isn't it funny, men don't like make up on chicks?  ( but, they like HOT chicks, and ALL chicks look hotter with make up; being beautiful before make up is another argument but clearly all girls are prettier with make up, but they still don like chicks with make up AND THEY THINK GIRLS ARE COMPLICATED?! ).

See? I dun get it. Someone is making a very silly mistake around here.

                         

I wore tis MNG bubble tube  ( RM119 RM70 )  :D yays~ i find it sexy becossss, i love chinesey stuff. Check out the chinese flowers on it^^  super empress who will strip for her man after Core.

tahaha~   

                                 

Dumdeedumdum~~ MNG + Tommy Hifilger + Vincci. Not really my usual stuff.

                           

                                                    Raspberry^^

                        

                    So that's the leaving boi ah jian/alex with cousin Ollie^^ ~~

                                          ................and TAKE #2

                        

               

                                                   With Steffi^^

' " To Alex : Wish ya all the super best in everything when you leave~~

      **and then i came home and sibu boy called me and i slept at 2.20am again**

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If ur SO into knowing that sibu boyfriend story, it's really REALLY complicated but it's along the lines of  --> unknown number calls Ollie, Ollie asks Jillian to call and find out hu it is with her hamsap voice, boy on other line is sumhow in sibu, boy on other line can't get over Jillian's hamsap voice ( which is rated disgusting by all her friends including Ollie & Gkho ) ...boy likes Jillian ( poor misled fool; she is neither heavenly hot or purely good )...and Jillian fails to crack the case of who the fck called Ollie from sibu :) 

....isn't tis jus like the ah lung story las year?  -.-"'  >.<

-- BUT NO, i'm not into him and no he's not my bf.    

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Am chatting to s[T]p on msn~~ hehe^^ AND, AND AND,

...he's got super juicy news for sexy girls like ME and YOU who are itching to shop for more sexy and pretty clothes so u can take pretty pictures in Core and Soho like me and blog too      :D   TAHAHAHA~~

It's a new boutique, jus opened @ RH Plaza behind Nail Me Good~~   :D -- Wink Boutique

..so i admit i haven't been ther myself but i WILL go like really soon   =)

**What i DO know, is that the clothes are from taiwan, wawa stuff, ( i dun noe how to use that word i hope i used it rite ) & dis sexy guy who goes to mojo ( as in Stp himself ) finds sum of the stuff nice. SO GO!! AND GET UR CLOTHES ON, FOR SOHO AND MOJO DUDES! wtf.. ahahah. no la. for urself. and ME :) ****  [[ open frm 10am - 9pm ]]

( am blogging so u will go out with ur frens today and say "HEY! HEARD THER'S A NEW SEXY PLACE AT RH PLAZA DER" ...so let's gooooo~~~~ )

C-C-C-HECK IT NOWWW~~ FUNK SOUL BROTHA RIGHT ABOUT NOOWWW~~~   -- < CLICK HERE >

                                       

St.Peter's Feast Day Celebration

   

So last night, i went to St. Peter's for their little celebration of a buffet dinner, sketches/skits, singing/dancing performances, all most related to our patron saint, St. Peter.

Like dun go all wtf on me cous it's a church post so like i gotta minus all the profanity and be a bit more respectful, i'll jus kill u after tis post       :)

I never said i was sinless, but i DO like, go to church. Regularly. Teehee~~

So the concert thingy was at  :-

 

The church hall :D which i've never been into and wondered a lot about.  Like about wad they kept in ther and wad ppl do in there and whether exorcism's been done der n stuff. U noe, normal stuff.

Food? ...i din take pics of it. I was hungry and plus i heard it's rude.

After dinner the performances began.. starting from..

   

...a singing performances by the wardens; the song was "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban (  makes 'wadever' sign to Westlife fans ).

   

Choir uncle : SO. Who KNOWSSS, the original singer for the song "You Raise Me Up?"

People : o.o   :3

Choir uncle : MMMM... sum say Josh Groban.. some say Westlife.. but FROM NOW ON!!! WHEN PEOPLE ASK U, WHO SANG "YOU RAISE ME UP", ....U SHALL SAY IT WAS THE WARDENS!!!!!~~~YEAAAAHHHH~~~~

People : *rock concert excitement*   \m/

 

So the choir uncle was up next with his other friend, another choir uncle :D tahaha~~ this is their 3rd practice on their instrumental pieces^^

   

   

This is a skit acted out by the youths in the church; including my babe from school, Katrina Quiroz...but she jus refused to turn ard and face my camera so i had like 10 blur shots of you.. but.. it's of ur sexyback, babe~~ tahaha~~

>> anyway it's about the disciple Peter who came amidst a group of teenagers in the modern world and taught the cocky ones to shut the f up and listen to God. In a respectful way. Like, be a good christian.

 

Wanna noe smth interesting?~ THAT'S THE BOY I HAD A MAJOR SEXY ASS CRUSH ON!! He's Matthias :) and he's like, ...2 years younger than me but he seriously turned me on altho he was an altar server, i pray for mercy, ( mercy mercy mercyy~~ why won't u releeeasseeee meh?~~ ) ...but yeah.

I used to think he was awesomely hot n stuff.

His ride is hot too ( SKYLINE, BABEH ), but i liked him bfore he had a ride anyway, so clearly u have no proof that i am a goldigger.

It's a crazy thing. It's like wen i saw him i went nuts. Completely. And it's not the robe outfit thing, i'm not as horny as u.

So they did a school-themed dance performance to sum chinese pop/r&b song :D

 

 

  And the boys COMPLETELY got their sexy on with flowers!^^ i guess thaz why boys like to see girls with flowers altho i felt flowers are gay. I'm getting the erected idea!

YESHHH, the guy in front is wearing a lodge school uniform. BECAUSE he is from Lodge.

 

* chinese love pop song *

 

   

These kids are awesome. I can like never ever have coordination like that. And i bet i have to be the kid in front becos my arms are too fcking short anyway =/

 

IF YOU DUNNO WAD SONG THIS ISSS, U R LIKE SO LAME   XP

"We're all in this to-ge-therrr~~ da da da da ( dunno lyrics )"

                It's high school musical.

I'm not a fan, seriously. But then i jus get excited becos everyone got excited. I saw